The Grammar Grandma Strikes Again!

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Want to drive me totally nuts? It’s easy! Run your fingernails down a blackboard–or commit any of the following grammar sins. You might not hear me say anything, but I’ll bet you hear my teeth grinding!

  1. “Another words.” I hear this often now, in place of the actual idiom, “In other words.” Don’t know why this is.
  2. “At this point in time.”
    Of COURSE it’s in time! What other media (or “mediums”) do we operate in except space and time?!? Jello???
    “At this point” says it all.
  3. I’ve already done a riff on the abuse of “me,” replacing it with “I” to sound “educated.” Don’t be fooled. “Me” is a perfectly acceptable pronoun when used as an object, not as the subject of a sentence. ‘Nuff said.
  4. Here’s one of my favorites, as doctors have been known to fall into this pit: “preventation.” Is the root verb “preventate?” No. It’s “prevent.” Hence, “prevention.” Pure and simple. Don’t get crazy: keep it simple.
    If you want to go back to the 17th century (the last time “preventation” was used), you’ll have to resurrect the pronoun “Thou,” and all its verb conjugations. Not fun.

Got any more crazy usages that drive you nuts? Add your comments and I’ll riff on those too!

Cheers!

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Nancy Hoffmann began studying Zen Buddhism in 1992 and has dedicated this site to meditating on what she sees and believes. She is not averse to sharing laughter as well.
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3 Responses to The Grammar Grandma Strikes Again!

  1. Nancy says:

    I went to the store. At that point (in space, as well as time) I found the desert I was seeking.

    I think the most frequent misuse of preventate is in the word preventative, often followed by maintenance.

    — Dave Levenson

  2. Nancy says:

    I had a great one I’ve seen a couple of times lately but just can’t remember right now, give me some time. But the other day I was interpreting at a sentencing when the judge blurted out “that just begs the question” then proceeded to ask defendant an actual question… sheesh, a judge.

    — Arnaldo Buzack

  3. Nancy says:

    FanFanFanTastic!

    — Steve Kaye

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